Forkin it

When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.

why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!

by Wick Nass February 22, 2011

forming voltron

When lesbians have sex, more specifically scissoring

While at softball practice, things got out of hand and all the girls starting forming voltron.

by MightyMorphinPowerRangerFan23 September 28, 2017

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018

Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

forkin

A ginger or red headed girl who uses enjoys spooning yet prefers to involve forks in the act.

Usually the girl tends to love scotland.

Liam: Hey alice, up for some spooning?

Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!

by Jimjjo McForkin March 8, 2010

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

fortine

a fake boobed slut who doesnt know how to talk or spell. shes dumb as a stump and doesnt even remember her own name.

person 1: how does my boob job look?
person 2: it looks like fortines

person 1: shit it looks that bad?
person 2: worse!

by cactuspee May 30, 2009