Kobe

When you try to shoot cum in your sleeping girlfriends mouth from across the room

Her : Babe did you just try shoot a kobe?
Him : yea but it landed on your neck.

by KennethBTW December 29, 2020

Kobe

The name of the person you say when you throw a paper ball into a trash can R.I.P. the 🐐

Kobe!!!!! *misses the shot*Kobe!!!!*makes the shot

by Mydadrapedme March 5, 2020

Kobe

A amazing guy who normally is smart and all the ladies like him. kobe is sweat spirited and nieve.

oh kobe

by blomin May 23, 2018

kobe

A small fetish object that you insert in your rectum. It is usually externally and wirelessly controlled.
It can be maneuvred from the exterior of the subject by adjusting dB/dt across the rectal area.

OMG this kobe really is making you smile upon changes in B-field!

by dooki August 14, 2006

kobe

Kobe Scores 20+ points per game for the lakers... BUT KOBE DONT PASS. oh look.. kobe fades away from baseline... again, and again... and again.

Ball Hog, Rapist, Dont Pass, Team Player... HA kobe.

by Steve, OG April 28, 2006

Kobe

A man who cares very much bout his girl but he got in the wrong crowd so he doesn't always make right choice, but he got his girl by his side to help guide him and make him feel better #143

Kobe is an amazing guy

by 143fordawin February 22, 2017

Kobe

He's a basketball player...he's too important to be captured!

It's sick the way Kobe's accuser has been tried and convicted in the media and the way the court has leaked info about her and the way the judge is just ignoraing the rape-shield law.

by it's okay to rape if you've got money and can buy good lawyers August 20, 2004