Floppy Pickle

A penis; a pickle served at fast food restaurants.

-Oh ze floppy pickle in ze sandvich ohh ze mayonaise
-Damn they gave me a floppy pickle

by Popenduricecream January 30, 2004

big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

Foppish Dandy

Foppish Dandies primarily are concerned with wit, revelry, and their own stylish appearance. Often confused with gay men (who are also stereotypically well-dressed and witty) they're traditionally unconcerned with sexual preference and many were notorious rakes and womanizers. Well known foppish dandies include John Malcovich in Dangerous Liasons, Andre 3000, Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, Errol Flynn, and the Duke of Windsor.

Mr. W_________, a foppish dandy of eccentric proportion, managed to lure the chambermaid into his boudoire with a measure of port every bit as ample as her heaving, corseted bosom.

by ross morrison April 18, 2006

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

Foopy McDoop

A large green fat person who likes to steal peoples food and eat like a hog.

Stop being a Foopy McDoop and eating all my twinkles your fat ass!

by AJL008 November 16, 2011

Floppy Pizza

My pizza slice seems to look not normal as I'm scarred to eat it in public as I get uncomfortable on what they may say, this may just be me? I would like to know if it is an normal looking pizza slice and If I have floppy dough please be honest as I would like to know what is normal and if I'm just hiding it away for no reason thank you for your help also my slice looks very not normal please take a look

I have a floppy pizza... I fold my floppy pizza to eat it comfortable and efficiently...

by krielgasm January 16, 2017

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017