Foozer

Some dumb Idiot no one likes.

John is totally the foozer of the classroom.

by Second Soorm April 21, 2021

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

by Amy August 25, 2004

foofer valve

A phrase used to caution someone before undertaking any difficult task.

I will help you carry that couch.

ok thanks, but dont blow a foofer valve.

can apply to most situations.

by hmorrison March 5, 2011

10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008