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Fontiac

Someone who has watched the movie "Helvetica" too many times.
Guy: I don't particularly like the typeface you've used here. Go with something sans-serif like Futura.

Other Guy: Fuck you! I do what I want, you fontiac!
by annoying grammarian April 17, 2009
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fonicate

To communicate by cell phone, usually when you are meeting someone and are having trouble finding them.
"I'll meet you at the theater around 7, and if we have trouble finding each other, we can always fonicate."
by TopazChanteuse September 3, 2011
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fontch

Also spelled fonch. bastardised version of funk-cheese with a visual of a fountain of rotted vaginal effluvient.
That Hooker Fontch just touched my boyfriend! I'd kick her ass but my foot might be lost forever.

What is in this nasty tasting sandwich? Some kind of fontch?
by rewolf7 October 8, 2007
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fontin

A form of "Frontin'" meant for usage on the internet, where everything is done in type.
Ircoo283:Mayne, why you Fontin'?
by Dat Phoo January 16, 2008
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Fanticipation

The feeling of looking forward, usually excitedly or eagerly, to the oscillating fan swinging back to blow in your direction.
Johnny waited with great fanticipation as the sweat dripped from his balls.
by voets May 18, 2009
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fontist

fon.tist. /fänt-təst/ Noun, can be used as a proper noun.

Not to be confused with the font designer, a fontist is the person who selects the font type in a graphic design project, such as movie credits, brand awareness, subtitles, menus in a video game, etc. A fontist can also be a font designer, but a fontist only selects the font, while the designer creates.
The fontist must ensure that these particular fonts are in line with the graphic designer’s art style of this particular project, must keep in mind that translations still must follow form, and must believe in the particular underlying emotion that this font is trying to portray.
Shadow thinks that the fontist for this movie, did not watch the movie, because it doesn’t match anything else in it.

Mazer believes that the master fontist should be called, “fontist (frenchgibberish)” and the gibberish may be interchangeable, as long as it sounds legitimate.

The fontist for this guidebook was really on point! It really invokes a feeling of nostalgia!
by RackhamsMist March 12, 2021
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fonicatorium

A place for sexual activity that is made for ease of sexual position and variety. A palace of fornication. A savory sex setting.
Look at this fonicatorium,with the red velvet spread and drapes, and the round bed with mirrors on the ceiling, Ramona's bedroom is quite the fornicatorium.
by Estaben Reyes April 15, 2006
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