Fumble the bag

To drop the ball. To fuck up the money

I gave him a chance and told him not to fumble the bag.

by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018

fumblehammer

1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.

1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.

by Siril Frein February 10, 2006

foobled

in the computing world, used when referring to problematic or broken code/script.

Man, the HTML on index.php is foobled.

This script is foobled!

by bDub7 July 3, 2008

fumble unit

a word that you call your friends if they are being really dumb

oi tahlia.. jessica is the biggest fumble unit

by maddiii.mae May 17, 2016

fumblemuggled

Fumblemuggled is a word that I think deserves to exist, it comes from the UK and it is used to refer to people that are confused. Fumblemuggled is a more formal, old way of saying confused.

- Did you see that kid? Bro was Fumblemuggled.
- Yeah for real bro.

by romtheworder April 6, 2022

freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Dodge the Fumble

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009