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hey we going to get some flake for your birthday lad, its well strong but its pricey a hundred quid a gram
by merlin sheets July 31, 2012
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Flakey

Someone who , after being invited to an event , implies they will come, but infact bitches out at the last second - in the hour or minute of the event.
Person 1 - "come to the beach bruh"

Person 2 - "sure bruh"

Person 1 - "I'm at a train station, the trains coming in 5 minutes, where are you?"

Person 2 - "cba"

Person 1 - "Flakey bitch nigga"
by Maxsuh May 23, 2014
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flake up artist

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
by SecularBen January 9, 2017
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belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.
by Lou R August 28, 2006
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Flake

Someone who says that he/she will hang out with you, but then cancels at the last minute.

Someone that you made plans with, but then that person changes his/her mind when you've been waiting all day.

Someone that you plan on meeting, but then that person doesn't hit you back until the next day, saying "hi" like everything is alright or some s*** like that.
Sarah: Yeah, we can hang out tonight after I get off work at 7 PM. :)

Me: Alright, cool :). Just let me know where you want to meet.

*8 PM*

Me: ?

Sarah: Oh sorry, I've just been so busy today. Can we hang out next time?

Me: No. F*** you b****. Wasting my goddamn time. I hate people that flake. Say something if you can't hang out with me so I can do other s*** and not waste time seeing what's up with you.
by Ihateflakes October 19, 2012
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tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region
Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.
by TADJ December 10, 2007
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Flaked

Irish slang for being too tired to do anything.

Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.

Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."
"You coming out man?"
"Nah I'm too fuckin flaked right now, can't be arsed"
by Lolzar January 29, 2019
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