canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018

Fooding

eating food or grab a snack

me and joe are gonna go fooding.

by Jack September 21, 2003

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

folding clothes

Means a boy is masterbating or doing something sexual

"Yeah i was just folding clothes"

by Alaska00 October 29, 2020

folding

The act of pushing the tip of one's circumcised penis so that it is "folded" inside out thereby constructing a pseudo-foreskin.

"Last night I told my girlfriend what folding means... then she did it to me."

by T-Dizzle0627 February 4, 2010

fodding

the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

by Crust March 23, 2005

Folding Space

Having sex.

Origin: In the science-fiction works of Frank Herbert's "Dune," space travel was accomplished by the usage of psychotropic drugs. In a similar fashion, sexual intercourse releases brain stimulating chemicals like dopamine and thus also achieves a transcendent state.

Sex if often played up by statements refering to travel like "I will send you around the world." It's only nature that the two should be combined in sci-fi geek slang.

We are folding space at my parent's house while they are away in Arizona!

by Le Stich April 10, 2011