flogging foley

a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob

"Yo i got the best flogging foley the other night"

by keep the faith October 14, 2006

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004

Forey

Forey, a term given when chugging a beer from your mates foreskin

Brock: hey Pete come over here and shout us a forey

Pete: sorry man, no excess skin here I'm a Jew.
Brock: no worries, hey Si got some skin?
Si: bloody oath brother shout me after?
Simon and brock spent the arvo chugging Victorian ales from each others foreskin.

by MDMWONG November 24, 2018

Fafa Fooey

A Fa Fa Fooey is someone of an idiot nature you don’t have a significant amount of time for. Would be a person comparable to Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’abate of the Howard Stern Show who also goes by this nickname as well as Ta Ta Toothey and Fa Fa Flohi.

Friend calling: “What is it Fafa Fooey? I haven’t got all day.”

by Rifle17 August 30, 2018

foleyed

to have an embarassing (probably sexual) IM conversation made public

Have you seen Liz today?

No, I think she's hiding out.

What happened?

Somebody posted her cybers with Todd all over campus-- she totally got foleyed.

by pflug October 8, 2006

Shane Foley

A kid that is way too smart for his own good, and uses the Internet to own your ass while conversing with you on AIM. He will frequently look up websites and transfer files to you to a) make you laugh, b) prove your stupidity, c) rant about something.

He is also a sick artist, but will never draw a picture for you, no matter how much you beg.

And he drives a refrigerator, which is still better than your nonexistent car.

"I told Shane Foley I thought that car was ugly, and he bombarded me with a bunch of pictures of other cars asking if I thought THEY were ugly, too. Then he googled my name and showed me all the embarrassing shit that came up."

by JoBros on her Old Amazon List January 15, 2009

Mr. Foley

noun
PJ Foley is a man all about the nuts and bolts. He's got a big ego and enjoys standing on his soap box. He doesn't just give you a fish to eat for the day, but teaches how to fish to eat for a lifetime. His po-GILL packets are the bomb. He is a very honest man and definitely won't shoot the messenger. This lovely man's class surely doesn't make you want to undergo Apoptosis. Strap in and get ready to fail your AP exam.

Hey dude, how's biology going this semester?
Not good at all, shit I got Mr. Foley. It sucks ass, man.

by boobooboodaddy March 1, 2017