fml

an easier way of saying "forgot my lunch" this term will be used when you have arrived somewhere without your lunch.

Dammit i fml again!

Oh crap i fml !

by caroline0alana November 19, 2010

FML

Fruit my loom

Your mom told me to fruit her loom or FML

by sexynig June 19, 2009

FML

Fuck my life

I just pooped my pants... FML

by Jakeathan March 22, 2009

FML

Feel My Legs

Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?"
Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey"
Other lie/excuse/variations include:
farts my linger
freshen my lettuce
feed me linguine
fasten my laces

by kthxbah March 12, 2011

FML

Recently re-acronymized to stand for "Failing my life." on fmylife.com's FAQ. Apparently, people get their panties in a bunch because they think "Fuck my life" is too vulgar, but we all know that FML really stands for fuck my life.

Today fmylife.com re-acronymized fml to stand for "failing my life" rather than "fuck my life." FML

by xwthwthwtfx September 30, 2009

fml

FUCK MY LIFE
when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show

you wouls say FML!

I tripped
FML!

by beyondbuzzed45 September 11, 2009

FML

Short for Fuck My Life, and is the most over-said phrase that (most) people use in not-bad-at-all situations.

OH FML, I LOST A BET FOR $5!

by FMAEL August 25, 2009