Super flute

When the D is so long she gotta use both hands and her mouth making it look like shes playing a flute.

That hoe was playing the super flute behind the bar last night.

by Chas Moorehead July 20, 2018

Skin Flute

A dick.

Hold on baby let me play that skin flute before we go get tacos.

by JTurc4 December 21, 2021

Rhinoceros Fart Flute

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.

"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

by Smittmiester May 4, 2008

Chinese pussy flute

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute

John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot

by Dan McSour February 9, 2021

flute

"A sophisticated pea-shooter with a range up to five hundred hards and deadly accuracy in close quarters. Blown transversely to confuse the enemy, it can be dismantled into three small pieces, for easy concealment."

this all equaling up to a beautiful sounding symphonic band instrument

by ghspiccolohands March 31, 2005

cock flute

A flute made of cock generally played by small asain women. The playing of the cock flute generally involves use of fingers instead of the palm of the hand acummpanied by gentle blowing and slighty tounging.

She played the cock flute like she was at Carnagie.

by Addy and Charlie January 5, 2008

flutied

dirty, unkempt, a mess completely defying common sense.

Damn man, have you seen the inside of chris' car? Completely flutied!

by sound flutie May 3, 2006