Flurge

The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

"The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge"

"Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a Flurge"

by Argh!! January 20, 2009

flurge

Fugly-Looking Uber-Republican Gash Eater

Hillary Clinton is a secret FLURGE

by fearless fosdick October 24, 2008

FluggerMuffin

A profanity used by many christians who refuse to swear.

"FLUGGERMUFFIN! I STUBBED MY TOE!"

"I can't believe you just slept with my girlfriend you unbelievable Fluggermuffin!"

"Wow... you are a fluggermuffin and a half."

by NotChristian September 30, 2010

Fluger

Someone who Flugs/is a Fluger uses to much time in the bathroom, restroom stall, ect. Not doing normal thing. They would be doing anything from jacking off, to eating whole fat yogurt. And anything in between.

Person 1: Other people need to use the bathroom to ya know!?
Person 2: Hold on!
Person 1: You stupid Fluger!!
Person 2: I'm not fluging. I'm pooping!!
Person 1: Go jack off in your office!!

by ZacIsNotUgy April 2, 2010

furger

a finger, but when in pain, pronounced, furger.

Oh my gosh! I just broke my furger!

by Kate October 29, 2004

Flurge

A cross between a flush and a purge.
Flush - either a wealthy person or a Funny-Looking Unbearable Selfish Hypocrite.
Purge - the emptying of one's bowels or one's stomach.

1: Hillary Clinton is a flurge.
2: Which kind?
3: All of them.

by imdamasta September 14, 2008

Murfle Flurgen

A synonym for Elbow Sex

We were having Murfle Flurgen when her brother walked in and called us weirdos.

by The Twin of that Kittie Girl February 27, 2010