Flufenstanzer

A pedofile word for Penis.

Hello little chaps. Have you seen my flufenstanzer?

by WafflesAndCake May 25, 2010

pokemon flute

Receiving a blow job while you are still asleep, and it wakes you up way before you need to be awake.

Damn, that slut played the pokemon flute at 4 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep.

by _1_2_3_4_5_6_7_8_ June 12, 2010

foreskin flute

When a penis with foreskin is sucked . You are playing the foreskin flute .

Pam played my foreskin flute all night long

by Bag of dicks October 21, 2013

suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.

One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.

by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011

lamb flume

used to describe someone's arse hole

i went to a gaybar once, some guy tried to do me up the lamb flume

by sid and flo's mogging co. August 16, 2007

skin flute

a gay man's favorite instrument

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

Reverse Log Flume

The Reverse Log Flume is when A girl is balanced on her shoulders and upper back with her legs bent towards her face. A guy is fucking her in the ass while she is shitting and pissing on her own face. The Reverse Log means the girl is geting fucked in the ass because a log (or shit) comes out of the ass, but since the guy is fucking her in the ass its going back in, hense Reverse Log. The flume part actually goes with Log Flume or an amusement park ride in which you get splashed with water in your face at the end. Hense the pissing in her own face part.

Mike - Hey Susie did you finish your chili yet?
Susie- Yes Mike are you going to Reverse Log flume my turtle heading asshole?

by Elohdaeh May 22, 2008