Floggin Hoggin

When you are spanked with a bundle of bacon that looks like a cat whip.

Things got so kinky last night that I got floggin hoggined!

by KinkyFlogger March 30, 2019

noggin floggin

An oral sex act in which a penis is inserted violently into ones mouth and or throat.(blow job)

Jill barfed on my balls while I gave her a noggin floggin Tuesday.

by Dirt surgeon December 14, 2015

Mind Flowing

A term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream.

Usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere.

Olivier: "Yo man, how was your weekend?"

Yugo: "It was great cheers man, I went... *receives text from Emily and drifts into a state of daydreaming bliss*

Olivier: "dude! you're mind flowing again."

by Kenjin mc-perma flop November 28, 2016

My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

Flogging Molly

truely a great band but don't download songs - buy them...
btw: devils dance floor is a pretty cool song, but 'whats left of the flag' is even better

*humppahummpahummpa* 0_o

by unknown-reader May 13, 2003