florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina

Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom

by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013

Florial

A Florial is a Wood Fairy, which is found in Asia, although they have been seen in some parts of Europe, They are thought to Originate from Bosnia, They can be found among the most loveliest flowers, and are the most perfectly beautiful creatures known to exist, and whoever knows a florial, will be blessed with Happiness for life.

To find a Florial is very rare, but when you do find one, you will never ever forget it.

That isn't no ordinary Fairy, it's a Florial Fairy.

by MegaSeppiFan October 1, 2012

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

by captainhollywood January 1, 2012

Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

by estephaney September 6, 2011

Floorio

A Cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child.

Dad: "What is that in little Billy's mouth?"
Mom: "Oh, its just a Floorio he found under the table. I think there are a bunch down there."

by MindyL January 26, 2013

Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly

I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me

by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009