flippery

A house that has obviously been bought, renovated, and is now being flipped. The obvious sign of a flip house is the myriad architectural elements that have been tacked on to give it character. An example: A 1950's brick ranch house. It will have a non-matching addition added onto the back. It will be painted "buff" or other neutral color to appeal to yuppies. They will tack on some cedar-shake siding so it has a Cape Cod look, and then some copper flashing so it has some Loire Valley feel, then some river-stone stonework around the foundation for that New England country feel, a couple of bogus columns that supposedly support the front stoop for that Old South look, and for the finale, a redwood pergola placed on the front of the house for that Pacific Northwest feel. Very, very tacky...and soooo very obvious.

Muffy: Oh Skip, what a charming neighborhood. All this old-time charm. I just love this cute, authentic mill village. How artsy!

Skip: Oh Muffy, you're so right! These quaint old neighborhoods are so rare nowadays. I love it!

Muffy: Oh no, Skip. What is that God-awful monstrosity??? Did it fall to earth from some other planet? It's twice the size of these other houses and it's taking up the whole damn yard. Gross. It's ruining the neighborhood.

Skip: Yeah...it's totally flippery. Let's go buy a condo instead.

by Greyborzoi August 18, 2008

Flopperdom

the inside of a dog's ear. woof!

wow, that dog's flopperdom is out of control!

by WOG Agents April 23, 2010

Flopperdoodle

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.

Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

by ilistend2dbstpb4itwsmainstream October 21, 2011

Flappery

Social Media "shit talking"

That internet tough guy is constantly spewing flappery online.

by a friendly drunk November 16, 2016

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy

What you say when you're asked to stop doing drugs, or asked to stop doing whatever you're doing that is considered inappropriate in public.

"Son, I'd like it if you would quit smoking."
'Flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy. Sorry, dad.'

by shankfest '09 March 7, 2010