Floppery

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Cock Flopper

A fat or very ugly chick who causes stiff erections to flop.

Nicole is such a cock flopper no guy could ever keep it up around that slore.

by mbaby13 December 18, 2009

Flopper

Half boner Half normal

Holy crap i got a Flopper in math today

by Timothy McFarland December 29, 2010

Flopperdom

the inside of a dog's ear. woof!

wow, that dog's flopperdom is out of control!

by WOG Agents April 23, 2010

Flopperdoodle

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.

Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

by ilistend2dbstpb4itwsmainstream October 21, 2011

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009