Floofer

The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.

" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"

by TeddybearHulk November 15, 2017

flooser

A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.

by Feliciaiaiaia April 14, 2006

Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

flooper

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."

by Karl Nero May 29, 2005

flooper

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?

by Don Farrar July 25, 2006

Floofer

A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer

Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.

Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.

by Bella December 5, 2003

floober

sweet heart

she was his floober

by tim stevens March 16, 2003