Flonass

A brand of Aerosol sprayed in the ass to seal it and thus prevent it from farting. Usually applied forcefully in dark places.

That guy was farting a lot, so I beat him up and put some Flonass in his crack to shut his ass up.

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

Floogalhorn

An instrument you stick in your ear and you can hear other people's thoughts.

Therapist: Here u go stick a floogalhorn in your ear and you will here the thoughts whizzing through your head, stuff yoga FLOOGALHORN is the new thing!
Patient: What?

by Charlie Star October 29, 2007

Flowgasm

Noun. (Fl-oh-gah-sum)

The desired action of one male, typically of hockey-player origin, having such luxurious hair, or flow, that is irresistible to women.

Typically accompanied by said women's fixation and inability to remove their hands from aforementioned Flow, and the loss of one, or both, parties' clothing.

A: Did you see that puck-slut last night at the party?

B: Yeah...She was all over my Flow man. She was whispering about Flowjobs so I took her back and completed the night with an enriching Flowgasm.

by SnatchNapkin014 March 30, 2012

Flunga

A lotion boy who looks like a cunt.

"Remember Elan Solomon from high school? What a FLUNGA that guy was."

by BdotR June 15, 2016

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016

Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds

Flognar destroyer of worlds kills things

Hey man you wanna hang out?

Sorry I can’t Flognar destroyer of worlds killed me last week

by Man who was killed by Flognar August 17, 2018

Flangant

a word to describe the imbalanced or flailing running of an individual.

The man flangantly ran away from the embarrassing scene.

by Airdogg September 9, 2022