flog

A brilliant multi-purpose word:

1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).

1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Flogging the Bishop

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.

by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

Flogin

To lie for no reason all the time.

James: Mane, I just played God of War all night?
Tony: I thought you had a Xbox?
James: I do!
Tony: But its only available on Playstation! Stop Flogin!

by yungknicca September 29, 2015

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

floggo

Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles

Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.

Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?

by Campaigner February 27, 2015

Flog Gnaw

Used by rap group OFWGKTADGAF. It is "Golf Wang" backwards, which they call themselves sometimes instead of "Wolf Gang."

Person 1:"Wolf Gang all the way!"
Person 2: "No, it's Golf Wang now." "
Person 3: "Flog Gnaw, bitches!"

by OddFutureSarah February 14, 2012

Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014