Fliberal

A liberal/leftist/progressive from Florida. A Florida Liberal is a Fliberal.

It can seem hard to find Fliberals amongst all the Trump Train boat parades in Florida... but there are at least 5 million of them!

by ILovetheBurg April 7, 2021

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

X-File

1. An X-File is an FBI case designated "unsolved"
2. A case dealing with the Paranormal or unkown

"A X-File has been opened into Aliens"

by pooper agent September 18, 2006

Fish fillet

What she ordered.

What she order? FISH FILLET!

by T. Faller November 4, 2016

five finger fillet

A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.

Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.

by Caitlinxox7 September 16, 2008

finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.

Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.

by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011