Double Felch

The act of two gay men ejaculating in each
others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.

After a long session of ass pounding to
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.

by Street whiz April 6, 2009

feechur

A program "feature" which is so badly designed that it causes way more problems than it's designed to solve; it's an engineering fail.

The Genuine Advantage feechur advantageously disables your Windows if it thinks it's not genuine.

by Thinkingman.com July 7, 2010

flectarn

The act of shitting on the hood of someone's car to get revenge

Jason: you alright Robbie.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.

by That_Random_Guy0 April 7, 2017

thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.

Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004

Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009

Big-Fech

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.

Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016