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FLESHLIGHT GANG

Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.
Join the fleshlight gang today mother fucker or i'm goin eat yo ass.
by LIL PINK March 31, 2019
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Flashlight Effect

When a male/female takes a face selfie, and turns on flash which makes the persons face appear better. Blemishes, scars, etc. become transparent
Cassidy: hey dude i met this awesome chick last night on instagram bro
Jack: Stellar! Are you gonna date her?
Cassidy: well, yea-
Malcomn: wait! let me see a picture of her
Cassidy: well you can't really see her face, the picture has a lot of flash
Malcomn: The flashlight effect dude....
Cassidy: rats...
by akunissinuka May 8, 2014
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flashtights

When the sun beams down on your leggings/tights and everything underneath is completely visible.
Oh no, Baby, what is you doing? You have flashtights.
by Rkw0220 July 6, 2018
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Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
by Augustisimus July 26, 2022
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Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
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Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3
Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?
by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023
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Flashlight Bitch

When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.
Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.

19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.

*8yr old son runs over*

Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*

*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
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