Flarting

The act of cumming on your finger and farting on it until it's dry.

I think I just walked in on Peter flarting.

by FellowFlarter July 28, 2024

flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flart

Using your foreskin to make farting noises

dude 1: dude i might have Flarted
dude 2: Bro same

by Truccer brother October 29, 2019