Ole Canadian Flapjack

The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.

While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.

by BonoVox260 July 4, 2009

Flapjacking

Motorboating a girls ass.

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!

by jjstl April 27, 2010

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

FlapJackie

FlapJackie is used as an insult to insult someone when they´re being a fucking dickhead,FlapJackie means you have extra fat meaning your uncircumcised,A fatass and you jerk off way to much

Guy 1:Hey im pretty sure bryce is jerking off way to much
Guy 2:Oh yeah its because hes a fucking Flapjackie

by DKlc8 February 10, 2020

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012