Flabbermassive

When a male or female has so much flab they are massive

Damn that bitch is FLABBERMASSIVE !

by C Dubbs Da Vinci October 16, 2008

Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011

flabernasty

The act of food looking good but tastes nasty

That cake was flabernasty

by aklrghgfhtrfdrsgrtfd August 5, 2016

FLABERCOCKED

SEX POSITION
When you are having sex with a woman and you ask her questions and everytime she starts to answer proceed to full burying you dick inside her flabergasting her.

GUY 1: BRO I FLABERCOCKED THIS GIRL ALL NIGHT
GUY 2: GANG SHIT

by THE FLABERCOCKER November 29, 2017

flaberated

A dream when you have unholy thoughts

I had a flaberated dream about my crush

by That Man Marco November 30, 2019

Flaberkalast

When you fuck someone in the face so hard you break their nose

Damn becky who gave u a flaberkalast

by Sisterfuckeralabama February 1, 2020

Flaberjab

A flaberjab is someone or something you fucking hate just call it that and relax your brains

You fucking flaberjab

It’s a fucking flaberjab deal with it

by Chaser waz June 23, 2020