Fitzgerald

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.

by Keith K. Marowitz April 24, 2011

fitbin

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005

Fitz and Aria

(Noun) - Having intercourse/hooking up with a generally young, attractive teacher. A 'Fitz and Aria' is generally on accident, and not meant in a creepy way. (The teacher is not a perv, just in love with the wrong person.)

Based off of the ABC Family TV Series, "Pretty Little Liars." Mr. Fitz and Aria hook up and later find out that he is her new teacher.

L- "Do you see how Mr. C looks at Stacey?"

R- "Yeah, they're totally pulling off a Fitz and Aria."

L- "That's hot."

by Cats_Dont_Dance July 27, 2011

Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

Fitzon Dai

Fitzon Dai these are two words:
Fitzon means Young Billionaire,
Dai means Famous ,or powerful,

Fitzon Dai was awarded billions of money, powerful man was awarded billions of money.

by Fitzon Dai November 6, 2019

FITTIN TO

Getting ready to do something.

Are you ever going to mow the yard? Ya, I'm FITTIN TO!

by sean hamilton December 31, 2008

fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 26, 2008