the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019

Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

Fionna

A strong girl. One whom has the ability to overcome hardships. She might be unsure of an outcome, but everything always ends up just right. Comes from an Irish orgin, meaning "Fair."

Thing One: Fionna is one strong, fearless, little lady.
Thing Two: Yeah, she is. She keeps embracing life. The name serves her right.

by Mister Yes May 31, 2010

fibonacci

used to describe something that’s aesthetically and indecipherably pleasing

bitch you tryin' to be fibonacci, but ur just incongruous

by impression April 15, 2018

Fitness Mafia

The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.

Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.

All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.

You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.

Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!

Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.

Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!

Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.

Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.

Guy 2: Fucking moron.

by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014

Fiona

Fiona is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is Brave, Loyal, Strong, and independent. Sh has many friends who all want to be like her, all the boys who see her want to date her and be her best friend. Fiona has an amazing body with sparkling eyes. Fiona has an amazing sense of humor and is very funny. She is not afraid to be different and think outside the box.

wow who's that beautiful girl, thats fiona of course.

by Sydneyqueen November 13, 2016

Fijona

The name of a very beautifull lady who never lies. Many girls wish they could be like her, and guys wish they could date her. She is very pretty and so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. Often the coolest person in paradise. I like her ass.

person 1: What's that girl's name?

person 2: Fijona

by prettyierrthannyouu January 2, 2017