Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

Knuckle Fishing

The seductive art of fingering one's vagina

Mary & I were fooling around at her house last night & even though she wouldn't let me go all the way she did let me go knuckle fishing while her parents were upstairs watching Glee.

by Jahangaleez September 30, 2010

Banana Fisting

'Banana Fisting' is where you get a hand of bananas and fist a girls pussy with them. This experience stretches a girls pussy really well (if you're into that kinda thing).

Person 1: Do you wanna know how bananas get the red tip on the end of them in the super-market?

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Well they begin the Banana Fisting Process on a woman on her Period.

by EmergentAxis810 May 27, 2016

Quadd fishing

Quadd fishing also known as quick add fishing is the act of adding random girls or guys on your snap or social media site of your choosing. Once added the snapper will then ask random questions to see if the girl/guy responds. If so you may then start a conversation with this said person and try to be as funny as possible even if u can’t make a joke for your life. If you are the lucky son of a bitch who gets their number you may use them for whatever fucked up things you want.

We’re you quadd fishing that girl earlier… how’d that work out. Did you get her number?

by Salmon Waxman August 31, 2021

Triple Anal Fisting

The act of inserting three (not two or one, this is very important to remember) fists into your partner's anus. Please note that this partner can be male or female. Also note that it is highly recommended that the individual receiving Triple Anal Fisting treatment should wipe before hand.

A man had a scratch deep within his anus that could only be cured with the force of three different fists, thus reaching the state of Triple Anal Fisting.

by VixDix February 23, 2015

Briggsy Fishing

A new sport in gay arty circles. A group of at least 6 arty benders eat a violently hot curry and then spend an hour together in the hot tub, shitting their guts out. When the hour is up they all get out and stand on the edge of the tub with fishing nets seeing who can net the most excrement. The winner gets to eat the contents of every net whilst being gang-buggered by the losers.

Are you making another violently hot curry, Quentin?

Oh indeed Humphrey, I feel a night of Briggsy Fishing coming on.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 2, 2009

fixing

verb: when someone , most likely from the south, is about to do or complete a task.

Me: When are you going to move your truck?
Truck Driver: I'm fixing to.

I am fixing to fix my stereo.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005