Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010
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A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
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No Netflix and chill, tonight it's 'flix and fitness'!
by ShangChang September 19, 2019
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I met my match in the Kitchen the Fitness Diva beat me soundly with her expertise and precision all of her meals were neat and healthy. She also puts in work on her body working the stairmaster with heels on to boost the curves on her lower body.
by SamDot33 December 23, 2011
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"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."
it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019
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