finch

A drugged up hippie. If you want to get skanked when buying pot, he's your man. If, however, you want to be a sane, normal person, steer clear.

Silly Child: "Finch, sort us a fivers mate!"
Finch: "I DON'T DEAL ANYMORE, HONEST! *whispers*gimmeafiverthen*whispers*"

by Graham Mackult October 24, 2003

finches

slang for "fine bitches"

Damn! did you see those finches at the chiropractors office??

by finch#1 March 14, 2011

finch

any guy than only drinks liquer and other fine spirits

"My friend only drinks scotch, he's such a finch"

by Rob Batavia February 27, 2003

Finch

The act of defecating. Normally used to describe a very large turd, that takes some amount of straining to expel from the rectum.

1.Jesus Christ, you should have seen the size of the Finch i just pushed out

2. I'm off to the dunny to squeeze out a finch.

by Hoffrocks May 31, 2005

Finch

A Threesome in which there is a man being fucked in the ass by a girl with a strap on and/or doubble-sided dildo. that girl is also being fucked in the ass by a dude or a strap on and/or double-sided dildo

the girl was in the middle of a total FINCHING

by Michigan Fan 101 July 11, 2008

finch

A non-rude replacement for the word bitch.

"Your such a finch!"
"She was being really finchy yesterday."
"I hate finches!"

by LouiseMay December 26, 2008

Finch

A term used to describe someone who is sexually attracted and/or sexually obsessed with their blood-related mother.

"You're such a motherfucker, in fact you're literally Finch"

by Royce Dafinine March 4, 2008