Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.

My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

financial fucking

when you over pay for something

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."

by jop1229 April 21, 2009

financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

Financially Raped

Paying for healthcare in the United States

Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

financially strapped

Money is tight; stretching a dollar; making a dollar out of a dime; high debt and low income

Realizing we have been financially strapped for over a year now, we will have to scale down this year's summer vacation.

by Community Awareness October 7, 2015

financial slave

A person that gives money to another person, because the second person has some sort of hold on the first. It is usually due to expectation of love or some other gratification.

That cam girl has many financial slaves

by georgeoct February 16, 2014

financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009