filth

British terminology for "the police" or "cops" or "police officer", etc related to law enforcers.

"Don't mess wi'uh filth."
-DC Carter, The Getaway

by Dave January 15, 2004

Filth Alley Bulldogs

1. Location of a group of famous coffee-shops in the Red Light District of Amsterdam, near Warmoesstraat, on either side of "Filth Alley". The Bulldog Coffee-Shops are self-known for their "Original Coffee-Shop" claim, but locally known for overcharging tourists for their overpriced, substandard marijuana.

"Dude...I was trying to find that hooker you dropped the Angry Dragon on, but I got trapped in the Filth Alley Bulldogs, and ended up running away like a Screaming Chicken!"

by YOtts February 23, 2009

Felchfest

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

filth bucket

A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.

Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.

two friends on vacation in Bangkok:

friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around

friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.

friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.

friend 2: don't judge me bro

by yourmomsboyfriend January 1, 2019

Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011

filthstep

An offshoot of dubstep music, in which the focus is on being as loud, heavy, distorted and bassy as possible.

Notable filthstep artists include DatsiK and Flux Pavilion.

by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011

filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.

Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.

by Gavin Spiller October 23, 2007