flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Flabalancen

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017

Filamanderin(g)

Sexual shit with phil. Example:fist fucked

Dude got filamanderin(g)

by Naenaepk88 January 10, 2019

Flabagondable

An amazing person who you just cannot describe. You live them so much but cannot put it in a sentence.

Dude 1: woa that girl she’s so cool I can’t explain it....
Dude 2: shes flabagondable bro

by Coolioimani February 11, 2020

Flabaghast

A young man that likes anime thighs :)

He loves a good anime pic or some Hen...

That's a dirty flabaghast

by Sexygrandpa696969696 February 12, 2022

Flabaghast

This is a guy who loves to watch 18+ content because he will never grow up.

This man also likes anime 18+ content and stuff like that.

Ugh, There is my ex! He's such a Flabaghast

by Jellybeans1999 February 12, 2022

Flabarblegarbled

Shocked, Confused, Excited

Yo did you see the new MrBeast Video?
Yeah I'm Flabarblegarbled that Tim didn't win.

by Wxrenski January 14, 2023