figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 1, 2005

Fiarrhea

The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.

Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.

by big dick 23 September 16, 2010

go figure

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

by hipster August 30, 2004

Public Figure

Used by talentless twats on instagram

Public figure is used by talentless twats on instagram

by TheRealistSince89 August 9, 2017

Six-figure

(of a numerical amount, chiefly annual income) Counted in the hundreds of thousands; 100,000 to 999,999.

Look at that guy with a bugatti veyron, he must have atleast six-figure salary.

by foxm120 August 22, 2011

figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

by erhard September 9, 2006

figa di legno

wood pussy

A girl who doesn't want to have sex or she has sex very few times.

Quella ragazza è una figa di legno.

That girl is a wood pussy.
(probably the girl didn't want to have sex with the guy who said the phrase)

by dkctrs March 11, 2009