Fickle Fucker

a piece of shit person that goes back on there word. Turns around and fucks your girl.

Hey man, last week my friend botched up our relationship big time being a fickle fucker.

by Weekend Wild Man's Sidekick January 8, 2010

fickle pickle

When the male sausage is not quite hard enough for hole entry.

I kept poking and prodding but I couldn't get my fickle pickle in the pink and especially not in the stink!

by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006

Shiddy-Fickle

Too damn shady/can't be trusted

Hey baby boy, be careful...ole girl shiddy-fickle, she play ya dude.

by Damien Aka ThundaKat August 28, 2003

Fickle Headed

When you're so geeked up that you can't complete a single thought process. Resulting in you continuously talking all over the place about 5 different things at the same time and not remembering what you were even talking about to begin with.

What was I just talking about?'I forgot. I'm so fickle headed right now.

by Zooted February 4, 2017

fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008

fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

Fickle me ickle

A phrase used to indicate one person wanting another person to make love with, or have sex with them - can also reference touching one’s vagina, or “poonan”.

- Oh goodness, I would never let Andrew fickle me ickle, he’s too corpulent.
- That cutie can fickle me ickle any time!

by Cya_bby November 4, 2019