Device used by long term prisoners composed of a sock, a latex glove, and a lubricant designed to function as a psuedo vagina.
by the apothecary November 30, 2013

by Brandon June 23, 2004

Someone who never stops talking about their current partner. Every conversation with them is about their girl/boy friend and can NOT be steered away from them.
by Godot15 January 29, 2008

A TV show with a creepy flower called Fifi that has a bumblebee friend and other flower friends. She plants her own flowers even though she is a flower so that's how they reproduce.
by MY BROTHER IS STRAIGHT November 24, 2019

by i want woodard November 11, 2003

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.
My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.
by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010
