Mr Feaster

When you are trying to tell your friend that somebody has a boner in code

“Woah man the gym teacher totally had a mr. Feaster!”
Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner

by Mateus Costa April 12, 2020

festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

by smethan December 27, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

fenstermacher

a sweet looking Hawaiian shirt

Nice fenstermacher you're wearing, you going to a luau?

by RayJr July 16, 2008

Fester & Nose Inc.

Fester & Nose
Shoes Incorperated
(and Wheelie)

Products: Shoes, Vacuums, Rugs, and the Occasional Lamp!
Location: 1313 Shoebox Lane

im going to fester and nose to buy my new kicks.

by django June 19, 2004

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.

You and me later, writhing in the festerbath

by Chello69 May 24, 2023