K-Fever

K-Fever is an effect from snorting too much ketamine, usually resulting in a runny nose, bloodshot eyes, and immense showering sneezes of congealed mucus and horse tranquilliser.

"Bob's come down with K-Fever, it's best we put him down".

"Why is my table covered in white slime?", "Oh, sorry about that, I've got the K-Fever".

by The Crimson Adder December 6, 2009

beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.

-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.

by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010

Pinto Bean Fever

Term usually applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Hispanic descent, although it can also be used in reference to white females who prefer Hispanic men.

After meeting Rosa, Jacob caught Pinto Bean Fever.

by PaulBart October 31, 2011

metal fever

A desire (most likely sexual in nature) for a robot. First heard on Futurama, with reference to Fry.

See robosexual.

Bender, on Fry's obsession with a robotic Lucy Liu: "You've got metal fever, boy!"

by robosexual December 31, 2004

Feten

Feten (fee-tin) is any foul, repulsive, sticky substance of uncertain composition (and exact origin), that finds its way onto unsuspecting people. Usually found on bar counters, public toilet seats, escalator hand rails, restaurant tables and in motel rooms.

Sam: Why's your arm sticking to everything on my desk?

Bill: My elbow picked up some feten at that last truck stop diner.

Sam: What are those dark bits in there, in-between the hair?

Bill: No idea... but if I feed them peanuts they stop moving around so much.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 2, 2010

White Fever

When an Asian woman is obsessed with dating/marrying a white man fir status, and thinks that hapa (Asian mixed with non-asian) babies are automatically 'cuter' than 100% Asian babies.

Asian woman to her Asian girlfriend 'ohhh, your new (dorky looking white guy) boyfriend is so handsome! How come all your new boyfriends have been white...do you have white fever??'

by Lisa Evers February 1, 2016

Baby Fever

When you wanna have a kid because you love babies or cuz babies are cute as fuck.

I got baby fever right now, but I I know i'm to yung

by alees.ss October 3, 2018