Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

Feptitious 

Fep-ti-tious

To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.

Used in response to a rhetorical question.

"Stop being feptitious"

Feptitious by Beanamatron September 12, 2011

fattitude 

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

fattitude by Rob B. December 14, 2004

Fattin' around

Word applied to the action of any fat person.

Jamin:Quit fattin' around, Tom!
Tom:Maybe I'll kill you?
Jamin:Hahaha Oh Tom. You and your fat.

Fattin' around by larstait October 16, 2003

festie 

A music festival generally lasting several days.

Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?

festie by wonder_wingnut April 20, 2011

feetigue 

feet + fatigue = feetigue.

tiredness of the feet, presumably from being on them for a long time or after vigorous excersise.

paul: cor, that (insert arbitrary distance here) (insert arbitrary method of foot related motion here) was tough.

john: i know, i feel a bad case of feetigue coming on.

feetigue by rhubarbjelly September 14, 2009

Fattitude 

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.

Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.

Fattitude by Uberstench March 8, 2011