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futhering

noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.

2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.

verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.
so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

bro, nice.
by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010
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fettinger

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger
by Eberhardt June 17, 2018
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Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.
Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).
by Moreassonud August 29, 2016
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Fotheringham

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party
Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt
by Thundercunt#712 June 9, 2018
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Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005
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festering hatchet wound

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
by mt1mp August 17, 2007
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Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.
by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009
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