Fernando

a pet worm that lives down below

eat fernando!

Fernando by anonymous September 26, 2020

Fernando

Fernandos have the biggest cock in the world, if you see it you’ll want to stuff it into your mouth so quick. It’s beautiful. You’ll always want it inside you but they might act like they don’t want it (they do)

“yoooo that dudes bulge is showing”

“He’s definitely a Fernando”

Fernando by julia6969 October 26, 2020

Fernando

Nick name for a guy with a large cock that you want to have babies with.

Raven: Fernando, you’re so big.
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?

Fernando by I.think December 26, 2020

Fernando

Hispanic, likes magic, wears glasses, loves food, loves ice cream & has a huge loving for fortnite. He loves his family a lot, likes dogs and is going to be a doctor.

Did you hear about Fernando?? He likes to play Fortnite all day and all night.

Who likes Fortnite?? "We like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite". Okay Fortnite kids it's time to go fortnite bye bye. Say bye to Fortnite Fernando.

Fernando by Blaisux May 21, 2019

Fernando

Fernando is like a breezy spring day with white fluffy clouds in the sky. The grass is greenest (!!) and it feels great in-between your toes. The sun illuminates the plains and you are oh so happy. Everything is perfect. Except you have seasonal allergies and you begin to have a sneezing fit. Fern has fooled you again.

“God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”

Fernando by livranda October 5, 2020

Fernando

Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.

Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "

Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"

Fernando by Jimmy aye14 September 8, 2019

Fernando

Dumb fucking monkey that is mentally disabled

“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.

Fernando by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 18, 2019