Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.
Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
by Jimmy aye14 September 9, 2019
“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.
by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 19, 2019
by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018
When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.
dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.
by cam'ron yo May 17, 2006
A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry
You're such a Fernando
by HUISLIFE April 6, 2015
Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"
by hehe1234567891011 November 16, 2013