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Feltz

Fictional unit of measurement, used as a test.
The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.

See also bullshit detector.
Person A:
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"

Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"

This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.
by BrightDevil August 21, 2010
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Filty

A word used mostly by freshmen. A feeble attempt to mean the same as the word "filthy". Ultimately, it doesn't mean anything. Use this word when you are trying to sound cool but just can't seem to make it work.
Gosh, Prom was such a filty movie!
by motor mouth October 15, 2011
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Tom Felton

Plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
by Clairolina February 5, 2010
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feltkin

Letting out a stinky fart whilst getting a blowjob.
Sally can’t look Bob in the face anymore after he pulled a feltkin.
by 5dphil April 28, 2008
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Festy-Feet

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
by Serial32 September 7, 2009
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Feltson

A shorthand or ship name for the Tom Felton and Emma Watson pairing. Both were actors in the Harry Potter movie series and the ship most likely started when Emma said that she used to have a massive crush on Tom back when she was 10.
My classmate ships Feltson so much she even edited a picture of them kissing on her laptop.
by hermionejeanmalfoy September 6, 2017
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philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018
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