fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.

Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram

by Edgemin September 3, 2006

transneural fecalization

The process by which a persons brain becomes shit.

This bud is so good it produces spontaneus trans neural fecalization.

by KGz November 2, 2003

Bovine Fecal Material

Bovine = of or relating to cattle
fecal material = feces (poo)

BULL SHIT!!!

this is bovine fecal material!!!

by the god of bio will smite you! January 21, 2010

fecate

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

fecal roster

Somewhat polite term for shit list

That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster

by Grue December 14, 2003

fecate

To fill with shit. If defecate (de-fecate) means to void of feces, then fecate must mean to fill with feces (shit).

The politician opened his mouth and fecated his supporters.
(The politician opened his mouth and filled his supporters with bull shit)

I don't have the data to properly prepare that report , but I can fecate it.
(I don't have the data to properly prepare that report, but I can give you a bunch of shit that sounds good)

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

fecal baby

(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina

so im guessing you were a fecal baby?

by Julia November 26, 2003