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World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck
1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!
by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009
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federalli

The feds, the police, or to commit a serious crime.
Man, you don't want to move that kind of weight. Trust me, you do NOT want the Federallis after you!
by Nique Luva Luva September 7, 2005
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United Federation Of Planets

A Galactic power in the fictional Star Trek Universe. The Federation is located in the Alpha Quadrantof the Milky Way Galaxy. It is comprised of 150 Member Worlds spread across 8,000 Light Years and probably the only true large scale democracy in the quadrant. It was formed on August 19, 2161. The capital planet is Earth. The Federation is governed by the Federation Council consisting of representatives from each of the member worlds. The federation also has a president which looks after the administrative role.
by VEDA January 7, 2004
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federation

Federation is a Yay area hip hop/rap group. Theyre that one that popularized hyphy, even tho keak da sneak used it first, it wasnt big until federation an e40 made it like that. They got some good shit out there so go check up on it an see if u like it.
Up here in tha Yay we be kickin it an gettin hyphy ta some Federation shit. yeah...
by whothafuckgiveashit July 24, 2006
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Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.
There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.
Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
by Lordmatt September 6, 2013
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Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)
Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.
by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015
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