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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.
Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.
by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016
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Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth
Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.
by Mister XXX February 26, 2004
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festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005
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festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.
"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."
by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010
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