Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

fagastrophe

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

Faas

Faas is the defenition of perfection,
Everyone wants to be him, everyone loves him.
He is handsome, he is the type of person everyone adores.
When he turns 21 he is going to become the boy every girl wants to marry.
He is the type of man that makes lesbians straight.
He is good at everything.
All wants the taste of this Faas, he is the shepperd of man, almost equal to god.
He also is astounding in bed.
Faas is Strong and rich.
Faases are the closest we'll ever come to jesus.

Faas is handsome
Faas is super strong

Faas = God

by awdoajwfa21312 September 29, 2013

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003

Falashio

Oral sex, head, goin' down

He called falashio a "trouser friendly kiss".

by BlueZebra June 5, 2009

Fapasaurous

The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.

Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.

- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.

- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.

The fapasaurous was found hunched in the corner

by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010