Fastesfern

What you call someone who’s the coolest and most amazing person in the entire world

Guy: did you watch this year’s fantastic person contest ?
Guy2: yeah I did, no wonder the Fastesfern won !

by Vibiin February 7, 2022

Shitley Fartyn

Bradley Martyn in shit form

Hey look at Shitley Fartyn benching 315!

by dickleydartyn April 4, 2021

fast as fuck boi

The Single Fastest Boi you can think of

Jack: hey jim how fast are you?
Jim: Fast as fuck Boiiiiiii

by TheBoiWho'sFast November 26, 2016

Farty Poo

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.

I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.

by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

by mymii November 28, 2021

fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003