Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party

Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.

by Jehannum October 9, 2015

Farketing

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.

I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence

by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013

Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!

Dude, stop farting!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021

Wushu farting

A type of Chinese martial arts farting that requires highly athletic virtuosity and a keen dramatic flair.

When I was in the seventh grade, my father and my grandma taught me and my friends Wushu farting, a potentially dangerous art form reminiscent of the classic film, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” something that’s been passed down through many generations in my family!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

farting

1) Air coming out of your butthole sometimes accompanied with feces when you have the flu.
2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter.
3) A good reason to make fun of someone.
4) A good reason to be friends with someone.
5) The possibilities are endless!

Gosh where to start?
Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer.
Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"

by Krusty Fordola July 28, 2003

shadow farting

This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.

Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!

Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !

Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !

by jeffbo May 25, 2009