Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

fapcake

A desirable, but unattainable young woman.

Just saw this sexy girl on YouTube twerking in yoga pants. Wow! She's my fapcake of the week.

by Paul Morphy April 29, 2019

Fancher

Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.

I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!

by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019

falchion

A sword commonly used in mediaeval times. It had a broad, cruved blade.

The knights drew near.
Freedan drew his falchion.

by guyug August 11, 2004

fapchat

An app that lets you send photos of yourself for friends to fap to for a limited time, then they are deleted.

"Hey, this hot girl sent me a picture of her boobs the other day"
"Sweet, let me see?"
"Sorry, it was a fapchat"

by GushingGrannies September 3, 2013

fanch

an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.

"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"

by James John August 27, 2006